[1.]
If you're seen, you lose.
[2.]
Stealth Flirt must be inaudible and may / may not include hand-signals.
[3.]
If a Stealth Flirt is intercepted by a member of the same sex when
directed toward a member of the opposite sex, deduct 500,000 points.
[4.]
Stealth Flirt with a Cougar is dangerous territory.
a).
If you bag a Cougar; 1,000 bonus points
[5.]
If when Stealth Flirting your fly is open, +300 points.
[6.]
Stealth Flirting cannot be performed with someone you already know.
[7.]
Stealth Flirt must involve a specific target. "Shotgun"
approach, not condoned.
[8.]
Males: Exposed chest hair; +500 points
a).
Females: Exposed chest hair; -500,000,000 points
[9.]
If a Stealth Flirt is initiated, you MUST do what it takes to finish
the flirt.
[10.]
Stealth Flirting at work must not occur from your desk.
[11.]
If Stealth Flirter is caught in the act he / she should immediately
reply with "Are you flirting with me?"
[12.]
Stealth Flirt must be initiated in the native tongue of the recipient.
a.)
Bonus points accrued for Stealth Flirting in multiple languages.
[13.]
Stealth Flirting with minors is immediately reported to local authorities.
[14.]
Honking your car horn to perform / initiate a Stealth Flirt is grounds
for immediate disqualification.
[15.]
Stealth Flirting cannot include a "side" and / or "ass-out"
hug.
[16.]
Stealth Flirting at a Football game must only take place during
"special teams."
[17.]
If the Stealth Flirt is intercepted by the friend of the intended
recipient then the Stealth Flirt must be finished in its entirety
with the new flirtee.
[18.]
Stealth Flirt from performer on stage to performee in audience:
mandatory.
[19.]
A successful Stealth Flirt on an in-flight airplane results in the
doubling of your frequent-flyer miles.
a.)
Stealth Flirt initiated in 1st class seating must stay in 1st
class. Stealth Flirt initiated in coach seating must stay in coach.
b.)
Stealth Flirting on an airplane, MUST include hand signals. We
recommend this
site for basic in-flight hand-signal instruction.
c.)
Stealth Flirting on an airplane may not commence until fasten
seat belts sign is removed.
[20.]
Stealth Flirting while going commando: high risk, high reward.
[21.]
Stealth Flirting at a family reunion must take place only in the
Appalachian region.
[22.]
Stealth Flirting in a hot tub is not Stealth Flirting but is highly
encouraged. This is the only exception to the non-audible rule.
[23.]
If you realize you're Stealth Flirting, then you're not Stealth
Flirting. The most proficient Stealth Flirters don't even realize
they're Flirting because it is just that stealthy. This level of
competence will take time to ingrain itself in your hopefully one
day "cat-like" reflexes.
a.)
At the onset, Stealth Flirting might be a function that you have
to train for and build muscle-memory for - similar to many martial
arts. Thus, showing the inextricable connection between the modern-day
Stealth Flirt and the HISTORY
of Stealth Flirting as indicated on the HISTORY
page of this website.
[24.]
Flirtee may not be ditched and / or left with friends / wingmen
/ wingwomen for longer than the duration of one trip to the restroom.
a.)
If this rule is broken, he / she will be issued a 2 Flirt Infraction
and will not be allowed to initiate any more Stealth Flirts until
each member of the friend-group that was present when the flirtee
was abandoned by an indiscriminate Stealth Flirter have each had
the opportunity to initiate and complete 2 successful Stealth
Flirts.
b.)
If this rule is broken twice, the friend-group that was taken
advantage of is allowed to determine the number of Flirt infractions
to be levied against the Stealth Flirter in question.
[25.]
Women who "smuggle
raisins" during a Stealth Flirt = 1,000,000,000,000 bonus
points.
